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Cooking Witch

Cooking Witch

Released: 5/18/2017

In Cooking Witch you play as a witch flying to a party in the woods, abducting the children and cooking and eating them. Upgrade and get better gear such as faster brooms, bigger and more efficient cauldrons and equip hook attachments to be able to carry more children. Improve your witch by increasing stats such as strength, health and stamina. Learn the strength and weakness of different type of children to better plan out the optimal strategy to make the biggest meat feast. Cook and eat as many children as you can and compete with other players on the Meat Board, but watch out for the angry Daddies or they will hunt you down!

In Cooking Witch you play as a witch flying to a party in the woods, abducting the children and cooking and eating them. Upgrade and get better gear such as faster brooms, bigger and more efficient cauldrons and equip hook attachments to be able to carry more children. Improve your witch by increasing stats such as strength, health and stamina. Learn the strength and weakness of different type of children to better plan out the optimal strategy to make the biggest meat feast. Cook and eat as many children as you can and compete with other players on the Meat Board, but watch out for the angry Daddies or they will hunt you down!

In Cooking Witch you play as a witch flying to a party in the woods, abducting the children and cooking and eating them. Upgrade and get better gear such as faster brooms, bigger and more efficient cauldrons and equip hook attachments to be able to carry more children. Improve your witch by increasing stats such as strength, health and stamina. Learn the strength and weakness of different type of children to better plan out the optimal strategy to make the biggest meat feast. Cook and eat as many children as you can and compete with other players on the Meat Board, but watch out for the angry Daddies or they will hunt you down!

Critics
53
Steam
86

Score Breakdown

52.5

Critic Average

2 reviews

86

Steam User Score

251 reviews

N/A

Metacritic User Score

Less than 20 reviews

Disparity Breakdown

Steam Disparity
-34.0
Metacritic Disparity
N/A
Combined Disparity
-34.0

Average of both sources

Review Timing

2 launch window (100%)0 late (0%)