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Toddler Simulator

Toddler Simulator

Released: 3/5/2018

Have you ever wanted to re-live your days as toddler? The carefree joy of bringing your pain to those around you? The destruction? The chaos? The anarchy? This is your chance. Trash the bedroom, mess up the bathroom, then discover what lays beyond the front door as you roam freely in a vast world. Leave an extensive trail of destruction in your wake. The huge world that awaits you is filled with dozens of enterable houses and buildings, driveable cars, various missions, heaps of collectables, hidden areas, and more. Why should I play this? You destroy stuff Open world to explore You can jump really high Puke on demand Driving forklifts is fun Over the top and funny physics The toddler does dances Like breakdancing and the chicken dance and stuff Do you have other reasons? You an customize your character It's got trees Did I mention you can destroy stuff? Am I really a toddler? In the game yes. In real life... maybe... suitable for all ages! No seriously, my "adorable" little inspirations have even played it!

Have you ever wanted to re-live your days as toddler? The carefree joy of bringing your pain to those around you? The destruction? The chaos? The anarchy? This is your chance. Trash the bedroom, mess up the bathroom, then discover what lays beyond the front door as you roam freely in a vast world. Leave an extensive trail of destruction in your wake. The huge world that awaits you is filled with dozens of enterable houses and buildings, driveable cars, various missions, heaps of collectables, hidden areas, and more. Why should I play this? You destroy stuff Open world to explore You can jump really high Puke on demand Driving forklifts is fun Over the top and funny physics The toddler does dances Like breakdancing and the chicken dance and stuff Do you have other reasons? You an customize your character It's got trees Did I mention you can destroy stuff? Am I really a toddler? In the game yes. In real life... maybe... suitable for all ages! No seriously, my "adorable" little inspirations have even played it!

Have you ever wanted to re-live your days as toddler? The carefree joy of bringing your pain to those around you? The destruction? The chaos? The anarchy? This is your chance. Trash the bedroom, mess up the bathroom, then discover what lays beyond the front door as you roam freely in a vast world. Leave an extensive trail of destruction in your wake. The huge world that awaits you is filled with dozens of enterable houses and buildings, driveable cars, various missions, heaps of collectables, hidden areas, and more. Why should I play this? You destroy stuff Open world to explore You can jump really high Puke on demand Driving forklifts is fun Over the top and funny physics The toddler does dances Like breakdancing and the chicken dance and stuff Do you have other reasons? You an customize your character It's got trees Did I mention you can destroy stuff? Am I really a toddler? In the game yes. In real life... maybe... suitable for all ages! No seriously, my "adorable" little inspirations have even played it!

Critics
100
Steam
67

Score Breakdown

100.0

Critic Average

1 reviews

67

Steam User Score

33 reviews

N/A

Metacritic User Score

Less than 20 reviews

Disparity Breakdown

Steam Disparity
N/A
Metacritic Disparity
N/A
Combined Disparity
N/A

Average of both sources

Review Timing

1 launch window (100%)0 late (0%)