UNABLES

IF YOU'RE UNABLE TO CONTROL THE CHARACTERS... Imagine a world with everyone just lying down, doing absolutely nothing at all. Welcome to the reality of UNABLES. Folks too lazy to put their pants on, wrestlers that prefer resting to wrestling, Kaijus getting seated, instead of wrecking cities... Let's do something about it. Hangover dude needs help getting ready for work? We can help him. Dracula getting cold feet, avoiding marriage? We can make him. Inmates unwilling to escape prison? Duh!... TAKE CONTROL OF THE STAGE! In UNABLES you take matters into your own hands. Picture each level as a nicely set table, but you've just had enough. Enough is enough! Being unable to control characters directly, grab the stage by the bowels and flip that table upside-down like the dinner was salty. THROW EVERYONE AROUND! Hygge no more. UNABLES comes equipped with a 360 degree, slow-motion precision controls to sway, spin, push, shove and catapult everything and everyone on screen. No outlaw, zombie, no procrastinating vampire, robot, babooshka and no sleeping beauty is safe anymore. Not even dinosaurs and dinosaurs went extinct millions of years ago. They're all lazy, so throw them around like they throw excuses. Aim well to score some bonus points. It's not like anyone here stands up and says you can't. SOLVE PUZZLES & UNCOVER SECRETS! UNABLES bottles up fresh gameplay and design aspects you have never seen before, as well as some ideas you have probably seen a lot. Use physics to solve puzzles and complete quests, unlock all peculiar levels and reveal the secrets YOU'RE DOING THIS FOR GOOD REASONS! Forget what we said earlier. UNABLES is not just a physics based, puzzle comedy game about throwing lazy characters around the stage in slow-motion. It's a lifestyle and a socially (also: physically) unconscious anti-movement. What's in it for you INNOVATIVE GAMEPLAY physics-based, upside-down world-flippin' havok, NICE ON THE EYES CARTOON ART STYLE top notch visuals for your top notch tastes, 15 UNIQUE LEVELS each one with a twist, so give it a fresh approach, STAND-UP SIT-DOWN COMEDY SHOW live, funny and interactive, UNLOCKABLES, SECRETS AND RANDOM SURPRISES find out for yourself, no spoilers! MOTION CAPTURE PERFORMANCE with a total 0kb of data.

IF YOU'RE UNABLE TO CONTROL THE CHARACTERS... Imagine a world with everyone just lying down, doing absolutely nothing at all. Welcome to the reality of UNABLES. Folks too lazy to put their pants on, wrestlers that prefer resting to wrestling, Kaijus getting seated, instead of wrecking cities... Let's do something about it. Hangover dude needs help getting ready for work? We can help him. Dracula getting cold feet, avoiding marriage? We can make him. Inmates unwilling to escape prison? Duh!... TAKE CONTROL OF THE STAGE! In UNABLES you take matters into your own hands. Picture each level as a nicely set table, but you've just had enough. Enough is enough! Being unable to control characters directly, grab the stage by the bowels and flip that table upside-down like the dinner was salty. THROW EVERYONE AROUND! Hygge no more. UNABLES comes equipped with a 360 degree, slow-motion precision controls to sway, spin, push, shove and catapult everything and everyone on screen. No outlaw, zombie, no procrastinating vampire, robot, babooshka and no sleeping beauty is safe anymore. Not even dinosaurs and dinosaurs went extinct millions of years ago. They're all lazy, so throw them around like they throw excuses. Aim well to score some bonus points. It's not like anyone here stands up and says you can't. SOLVE PUZZLES & UNCOVER SECRETS! UNABLES bottles up fresh gameplay and design aspects you have never seen before, as well as some ideas you have probably seen a lot. Use physics to solve puzzles and complete quests, unlock all peculiar levels and reveal the secrets YOU'RE DOING THIS FOR GOOD REASONS! Forget what we said earlier. UNABLES is not just a physics based, puzzle comedy game about throwing lazy characters around the stage in slow-motion. It's a lifestyle and a socially (also: physically) unconscious anti-movement. What's in it for you INNOVATIVE GAMEPLAY physics-based, upside-down world-flippin' havok, NICE ON THE EYES CARTOON ART STYLE top notch visuals for your top notch tastes, 15 UNIQUE LEVELS each one with a twist, so give it a fresh approach, STAND-UP SIT-DOWN COMEDY SHOW live, funny and interactive, UNLOCKABLES, SECRETS AND RANDOM SURPRISES find out for yourself, no spoilers! MOTION CAPTURE PERFORMANCE with a total 0kb of data.