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Vicious Attack Llama Apocalypse

Vicious Attack Llama Apocalypse

Released: 3/16/2018

The world's best mass llama-slaughter roguelike-lite-ish couch co-op top-down twin-stick shooter! VALA is a frantic top-down shooter where you remotely pilot an endless supply of mechs from your ocean carrier offshore of the apocalypse, fighting through the llama hordes to take down The Llamanati. Features: - 1 to 4 player local couch-co-op - A massive, changing city to explore - Every playthrough is unique - Campaign and endless modes - Full controller and keyboard/mouse (on PC) support - Drop in/drop out gameplay - Dozens of weapons to unlock - A plethora of perks to unlock - Persistent unlocks - Hundreds of bad puns, narrated for your pleasure, with a slider to turn them off - A fancy switch to turn off blood & gore How the game works: - Start each playthrough with a stock mech and guns - pray that Llamazon blesses you! - Weapons and perks that you've unlocked can get dropped in by Llamazon drones - There are no "health packs" - do you think this is some sort of game?! Rave Reviews: "How do you sleep at night?" - my Grandmother

The world's best mass llama-slaughter roguelike-lite-ish couch co-op top-down twin-stick shooter! VALA is a frantic top-down shooter where you remotely pilot an endless supply of mechs from your ocean carrier offshore of the apocalypse, fighting through the llama hordes to take down The Llamanati. Features: - 1 to 4 player local couch-co-op - A massive, changing city to explore - Every playthrough is unique - Campaign and endless modes - Full controller and keyboard/mouse (on PC) support - Drop in/drop out gameplay - Dozens of weapons to unlock - A plethora of perks to unlock - Persistent unlocks - Hundreds of bad puns, narrated for your pleasure, with a slider to turn them off - A fancy switch to turn off blood & gore How the game works: - Start each playthrough with a stock mech and guns - pray that Llamazon blesses you! - Weapons and perks that you've unlocked can get dropped in by Llamazon drones - There are no "health packs" - do you think this is some sort of game?! Rave Reviews: "How do you sleep at night?" - my Grandmother

The world's best mass llama-slaughter roguelike-lite-ish couch co-op top-down twin-stick shooter! VALA is a frantic top-down shooter where you remotely pilot an endless supply of mechs from your ocean carrier offshore of the apocalypse, fighting through the llama hordes to take down The Llamanati. Features: - 1 to 4 player local couch-co-op - A massive, changing city to explore - Every playthrough is unique - Campaign and endless modes - Full controller and keyboard/mouse (on PC) support - Drop in/drop out gameplay - Dozens of weapons to unlock - A plethora of perks to unlock - Persistent unlocks - Hundreds of bad puns, narrated for your pleasure, with a slider to turn them off - A fancy switch to turn off blood & gore How the game works: - Start each playthrough with a stock mech and guns - pray that Llamazon blesses you! - Weapons and perks that you've unlocked can get dropped in by Llamazon drones - There are no "health packs" - do you think this is some sort of game?! Rave Reviews: "How do you sleep at night?" - my Grandmother

Critics
78
Steam
78

Score Breakdown

77.8

Critic Average

4 reviews

78

Steam User Score

68 reviews

N/A

Metacritic User Score

Less than 20 reviews

Disparity Breakdown

Steam Disparity
-0.2
Metacritic Disparity
N/A
Combined Disparity
-0.2

Average of both sources

Review Timing

3 launch window (75%)1 late (25%)