
Jordan Biordi
Scoring Pattern
Disparity by Outlet
Disparity Over Time
Each point represents a review. Hover for details. Positive = critic higher than users. Negative = critic lower.
Reviews
4/21/2025
Early Review“The Hundred Line - Last Defence Academy is a pretty solid turn-based strategy game buried under an avalanche of terrible anime tropes and mediocre storytelling.”
4/17/2025
Late Review“Phantom Breaker: Battle Grounds Ultimate takes the solid foundation of a Beat ‘Em Up and applies 2D Fighter controls to it for a fast, arcade-style action that’s impossible to put down.”
4/14/2025
Early Review“Rusty Rabbit has some interesting ideas, but they’re buried under tedious and somewhat undercooked gameplay.”
4/9/2025
Early Review“While it could’ve been a bit more fleshed out, Star Overdrive is a genuinely fun version of: “What if Breath of the Wild was Tony Hawk?””
4/2/2025
Launch Window“The iconic PlayStation platformer, Croc: Legend of the Gobbos, finds new life with a modern remaster!”
3/21/2025
Launch Window“Kaiserpunk brings the creativity and consideration for construction of a Sim Game to the deep strategy and nuance of the 4X genre.”
3/21/2025
Launch Window“Look Outside is genuinely one of the scariest games I've played since P.T., and that's an incredibly high bar to clear.”
3/6/2025
Launch Window“Slime Heroes is a decent enough “Babies First Dark Souls” but fails to do anything interesting with the core concept of being a Slime.”
3/4/2025
Launch Window“Knights in Tight Spaces takes all the good ideas of its predecessor and not only adapts them to a fantasy setting but builds on them in interesting ways!”
3/4/2025
Launch Window“Carmen Sandiego tries to revive the gameplay of its classic PC predecessors, however it fails to innovate in any meaningful way.”
2/24/2025
Early Review“The Yu-Gi-Oh! Early Days Collection is an incredibly robust collection that is sure to please long-time fans, but may be a bit too archaic for some newcomers.”
1/29/2025
Late Review“Robobeat is a solid rhythm-based shooter with an amazing soundtrack made even better by its built-in audio studio for players to use their own music in the game!”
1/27/2025
Early Review“The newest entry in the Orcs Must Die! series, Orcs Must Die! Deathtrap combines action and rouglike elements for a new take on tower defence!”
1/27/2025
Late Review“Like most of the cozy games I find, Cuisineer randomly appeared on my YouTube front page whereupon I immediately sent it to CGM's Dayna Eileen because it”
1/23/2025
Launch Window“Whether you’ll enjoy Star Wars™: Episode I: Jedi Power Battles™ depends purely on nostalgia, but for the modern day this game just doesn’t hold up.”
12/16/2024
Launch Window“The mysterious new life sim On Your Tail has players solving crimes in an idyllic Italian coastal village.”
12/4/2024
Early Review“Mythwrecked: Ambrosia Island is a strange new take on Greek Mythology where players will solve puzzles and forge friendships with the gods themselves.”
12/2/2024
Early Review“Infinity Nikki is a genuinely enjoyable game about exploring, forging friends and making pretty dresses, let down by an abundance of predatory monetization and unnecessary mobile design choices.”
12/2/2024
Early Review“ANTONBLAST is silly, chaotic, eclectic and above all FUN!”
11/15/2024
Launch Window“DEATH NOTE Killer Within takes the core ideas of Among Us and adds a unique Cat & Mouse flair with some notable nods to the anime.”
