Petri Kataja
Scoring Pattern
Disparity by Outlet
Disparity Over Time
Each point represents a review. Hover for details. Positive = critic higher than users. Negative = critic lower.
Reviews
9/17/2025
Early Review“Stranded in the icy wilds with only a therapy bot for company, Arctic Awakening promises mystery and emotion but delivers frustration and bugs. There’s a great game buried in the snow, but it’s still waiting to be uncovered. Maybe the upcoming updates will help.”
7/31/2025
Launch Window“Time Flies is a short but clever game where you guide a fly through a bucket list of life goals before its inevitable death. Blending dark (and crass) humor with thoughtful design, it offers a light yet thought-provoking take on the fleeting nature of life.”
7/1/2025
Launch Window“Hitman World of Assassination is a rich and highly entertaining package with dozens of hours of content. However, the Switch 2 version suffers from technical limitations and a constant online requirement, which significantly hinders the experience when playing on the go.”
3/25/2025
Launch Window“Inkle studio should be praised for the whole concept. The characters are written really well, and each acquaintance has their own personality and way of speaking. That said, Expelled! is a neat experience, but something about the plot still didn't work for me even though I loved their Overboard! murder mystery.”
1/27/2025
Late Review“Skull Island: Rise of Kong has badass cover art, and that's the only good thing you can say about it. I've played plenty of bad games in my life, but this just might be the worst.”
5/23/2024
Launch Window“Duck Detective: The Secret Salami is a short and quirky mystery adventure starring a down-on-his-luck duck with a knack for deduction and dramatic quacking. While the gameplay is light and the case small-scale, its charming humor, voice acting, and cozy runtime make it a delightful enough snack of a game.”
4/5/2024
Launch Window“Felix the Cat makes a modest return with a retro collection that includes three nearly identical versions of the same 1992 platformer. While the game itself is charming and nostalgic, the lack of meaningful extras and a steep price tag make this re-release feel more like a missed opportunity than a celebration.”
12/19/2023
Launch Window“The Jurassic Park Classic Games Collection attempts to ride the wave of retro game compilations but falls short in both execution and content. Featuring seven titles from various platforms, the collection suffers from outdated gameplay, clunky controls, and minimal enhancements. While some games offer nostalgic value, most are mediocre experiences by today’s standards.This package lacks extras such as developer documents, gameplay guides, or meaningful customization options. Ultimately, it’s a product best suited for die-hard fans with strong sentimental ties to these games. Others may find their memories better left untouched.”
10/26/2023
Launch Window“A modern retelling of Christie’s classic offers stylish visuals and varied puzzles, but suffers from stiff animations and forced deductions. The dual-protagonist structure adds variety, though Joanna’s segments feel less engaging than Poirot’s. Fans of the source material may enjoy the ride, but the game lacks the polish to truly shine.”
8/28/2023
Early Review“The London Case tries to deliver a classic Poirot mystery but stumbles with clunky gameplay and lifeless presentation. While the improved mind map system is a welcome change, the overall experience feels tedious and underdeveloped. Fans of the genre may find moments of charm, but the game lacks the polish and intrigue to truly satisfy.”
7/10/2023
Launch Window“Pikmin 2 returns on Nintendo Switch with updated visuals and the same quirky charm that made it a fan favorite. This sequel expands the original formula with new Pikmin types, two-character multitasking, and a wealth of treasures to collect. While the cave-heavy design and limited remastering may not appeal to everyone, Pikmin 2 remains a fun, strategic adventure that’s worth revisiting—especially for those who love managing tiny plant creatures in big, strange worlds.”
6/30/2023
Launch Window“Pikmin 1 returns on Nintendo Switch, offering a refreshed version of the 2001 GameCube classic. While the visuals have been slightly improved and controls refined, this is still very much a product of its time. The game’s charm lies in its strategic yet accessible gameplay: commanding plant-like Pikmin to collect spaceship parts before time runs out. Despite minor frustrations like camera quirks and Pikmin getting stuck, the experience remains fun and addictive. If you’ve never played the original, this compact adventure is worth revisiting — even if it doesn’t reach the polish of newer entries or Metroid Prime Remastered.”
5/4/2023
Late Review“Shadows Over Loathing is a quirky, text-heavy RPG adventure that blends humor, puzzles, and stick-figure charm into a surreal 1920s setting. While the humor shines and the variety of activities keeps things fresh, the game’s length, repetitive gear-swapping, and occasional weak puzzles can wear thin. Still, for fans of offbeat comedy and unconventional RPGs, this is a delightfully strange experience worth exploring.”
3/20/2023
Late Review“No Longer Home is less of a game and more of an introspective experience. This minimalist narrative adventure explores themes of uncertainty, identity, and separation. While the dialogue is heartfelt and authentic, the slow-paced exploration and abstract visuals may not resonate with everyone. At roughly an hour long, it feels more like reading a personal diary than playing a traditional game.”
9/19/2022
Launch Window“This game flips the racing genre on its head by making stopping the ultimate goal. This colorful, physics-driven game challenges players to park in increasingly absurd and hazardous environments, from icy roads to hammer-swinging death traps. With over 50 levels, a single-player campaign, and chaotic eight-player online matches, it’s a fun, fast-paced experience and best enjoyed in short bursts. While repetitive hub navigation and occasional frustration from tricky obstacles hold it back, its simplicity, humor, and customization options make it a solid pick for casual play.”
7/5/2022
Launch Window“Freshly Frosted is a charming puzzle game that turns donut assembly into a brain-teasing challenge. With 144 levels spread across 12 themed worlds, players build conveyor systems to deliver perfectly decorated pastries in the right order. The difficulty ramps up smoothly, aided by a smart hint system, and while the visuals are simple, the gameplay is addictive and satisfying. If you love logic puzzles with a sweet twist, this is a treat worth savoring.”
6/13/2022
Launch Window“Pac-Man Museum+ is a nostalgic collection of 14 Pac-Man titles spanning multiple decades, ranging from timeless classics to baffling misfires. While highlights like Pac-Man Championship Edition and the addictive Pac-Man 256 shine brightly, weaker entries and a choppy hub area hold the package back. Still, for fans of arcade history and Pac-Man’s evolution, it’s a charming and worthwhile trip through gaming’s past.”
